Sam goes HAM on the national media, as his rage for their inability to know anything about the Miami Dolphins boils over. From bad power rankings on Yahoo, ESPN and Bleacher Report, to awful analysis from irrelevant former players like Tedy Bruschi and Michael Irvin, there is plenty for Sam to spew his venom towards.

Plus, Chris chats us up about the BIG match up against the New England Patriots this weekend and why THIS, is the game that will help define who Ryan Tannehill is.

Additionally, we take you back to 2009 for one of the most bizarre Dol-Fails in Miami History, and we introduce a new segment to help celebrate our Citizens of Perfectville even more.